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The Best Toilet Brush in the World

My contribution (call it foreign interference?) to the US election
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So, let’s see what I’ve got in here.
Wow! Just what I’ve been looking for!
The great, fantastic, fabulous, wonderful, very, very beautiful Donald Trump Toilet Brush! And it says right here: 
The Best Toilet Brush in the World.
Cleans like nothing you’ve ever seen before!
Ok, well, let’s stick him in the bowl and see what kind of job he does!

The Test:
(Scrubs and loves it!)

The Result:
Oh, no, there's more shit in there than there was in the first place!
What a loser! I want my money back!

For the sake of fairness and balance, here is my take on Kamala Harris: Jump for Joy!

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